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The adventure zone.
This page will guide you in mastering the James Bond type skills that are necessary for becoming a part of your Secret World Government. Only then, will you be sophisticated enough for the international intrigue, the assorted gadgets, the fast cars and the lovely ladies. In the quest to become more like James Bond, practice is essential. Failure is not an option...
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Laurie demonstrates how to handle it...
Paintball is probably the closest you'll ever get to war, but the action is very realistic. Aching head and side wounds for days to come, paint in the face and the the sorest muscles for a long time. You will also get a chance to hang out with people that think the government is after them and would talk about those black helicopters for hours on end. If you are lucky, you can meet lovely ladies on the battle field such as platoon leader Laurie pictured above. She will give you a good painting or you can paint each other up with Sergeant Boyd. If this sounds too rough, you may appreciate the golf links above for a slower pace.
Soldier of Fortune For anti - government wackiness. And to balance things:
The White House Pro - Government wackiness. A tribute to Bill, the greatest president of our time.
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